How Yllus the king ruled the world

There once lived an almighty king named Yllus, which is Sully backwards. He ruled the whole world, which was a very excruciating job. He had to make sure that U.S.A was not trying to steal any land from Canada, and that Africa was not trying to take over Mexico, and so on. Yllus had an army of five-hundred cats, each which razor sharp claws and titanium armor. If a country refused to listen to Yllus, and challenged him to a war, Yllus would simply command his cats to attack the country, but Yllus was merciful. He didn’t kill people. The cats would just order the country up, and the president of that country would be so scared, he would forget his/her anger and back down. Then Yllus would call his cats back. It was the year 5067, and humans were just starting to make colonies on Pluto. Year by year, the humans conquered each planet. The moon was first, since it was so close to the earth. Then Mars, then Neptune, then Uranus, etc. Humans had even started to live on the sun! It may seem all science fiction, but Yllus had used several heat resistant glass sheets, which were about a half mile thick, and placed it over the sun. The glass was resistant to all heat, including the sun. Now the sun had a glass covering over it, which wasn’t even hot, since the glass was half a mile thick. It actually felt cold under the people’s feet. Everything on the sun was made out of glass, so the houses couldn’t block out any light from the sun, and make earth go dark. The glass also had a specially made tint, to make the rays of the sun darker, so it couldn’t blind people. But that had gone wrong, and people just had to wear sun-glass contacts, which were sunglasses simplified into contact lenses. Yllus wanted to live on the moon, but he couldn’t, because King Yllus ruled earth. So some scientists just captured a couple gallons of moon air and put it in a special space, so air wasn’t allowed in. The moon air was released into the room, and King Yllus could actually float in the moon air, but with a special helmet of course, so Yllus could float. Yllus treasured his “moon-air-room” he called it, which he bought for a hundred thousand dollars. In his free time, Yllus would practice doing back-flips and programming in there. King Yllus was thirteen years old, super young to be the king of the world, but no one challenged him, because he was the King. The FAA had also made a rule that only applied to him, that he had a private pilot license, even though you had to wait to be fifteen for that. King Yllus knew how to fly. He could fly a Boeing 747, an Falcon fighter-jet, a Cessna, a Airbus 380, anything.

 

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S U L L Y

Sully was to tired to admit, but he was actually cold. No, not cold, freezing. You would be freezing too. It was slowly starting to snow, and Bagheera was snorting to try to get the snow off of his nose and hair on his head. Bagheera’s fur was warm, but only his butt was getting the heat. “We-e-e… L-e-t’sss g-go-o- hhh-hhome,” Sully shivered. Bagheera speed up a couple ten mach’s, and in about thirty seconds, Sully was at his home. “Seee y-you lll-later!” Sully ungreeted Bagheera, and Bagheera trotted off to his stable, still trying to get the snow off of his nose.

Sully walked inside, and was blasted right in the head with a huge wind of warm air. Sully almost collapsed with tiredness. Staying up late was fun, but it had a lot of consequences. Sully’s parents had gone out to the movies, and Sully was home-alone. He took off his shoes, and dragged his feet into the kitchen, where a dinner was waiting for him. Sully walked up to the tall wooden counter, and picked up a plate of hamburgers. Yum. Sully hated hamburgers, he didn’t know why. So he just feed it through the food chute that went straight to Bagheera’s food bowl. Bagheera loved hamburgers, or any type of meat. Sully had found Bagheera in a distant island, where his whole family was having a cruise. Bagheera had lived in the wild jungle forest, and Sully had smuggled Bagheera into the baggage of the cruise ship, and when he got home, build a secret underground bunker in the ground, where Bagheera could hide without his parents seeing him. Sully had also installed  a garbage chute into the wall that went to the bunker. He had to put a sign up that read “FOOD ONLY, NO GARBAGE”, so his parents wouldn’t feed Bagheera garbage, or else Bagheera would be really angry when he came up to fly Sully.

S U L L Y

Sully sped through the dark night on his completely black Pegasus, Bagheera. He sought to fight the criminals who committed terrible crimes, and put everyone at justice. Bagheera whinnied in triumph at the though of kicking some bag-guys in the crotch. Sully smiled behind his black mask, and handed Bagheera a huge apple, which Bagheera chomped down and ate. Sully was wearing dark black, as dark as black could go, so he could blend into the night, and know one could see him. Literally no one could see him until it was daytime. Bagheera landed on top of the West Market Building, the tallest building in all of Kentucky. Sully and his awesome Pegasus lived in Louisville, where crime rates were more than one thousand robbers a week. And Sully and Bagheera had to stop them all. It was really hard, but every night, when everyone except the criminals where in bed, Mr. Yout, a stout Chinese man, would shine a nightlight through the clouds that was the shape of the letter S. Then Sully would know that there was a criminal on the loose, and he and Bagheera had to stop them. Bagheera could fly faster than the speed of sound, which was very helpful on some occasions. Suddenly, the white letter S soared through the sky. “Dive!” Sully said. Bagheera screeched a battle cry, and jumped from the building. They were going about Mach 5 (Five times the speed of sound) when Bagheera had leveled out. Sully turned on his CrimFinder TM goggles, which immediately zoomed to the nearest criminal. He was in a get-a-way car, speeding right on top of the Louisville bridge. Sully aimed his wrist at the car, and shot a unbreakable steel cable at the car. It latched on, and Bagheera immediately turned around in mid-flight, almost throwing Sully of Bagheera’s wings. The car that Sully had shot the cable at lurched forward, the criminal wondering what was happening. Bagheera shot ahead faster than a speeding bullet, and the car banged against buildings, but luckily, the streets were all empty except for parking cars. The bad guy suddenly jumped out of the car, which was like committing suicide going at Mach 3, and rolled onto the sidewalk. Sully pressed the automatic reel on his grappling gun, and fired it again at the criminal. It latched onto his shirt, and the burglar screamed. Bagheera whinnied something to Sully only he could understand. “No Bagheera, you can’t kick the guy in the butt,” Sully was tried hard not to laughed though. They flew to the jail, where the police was waiting to Sully. “Thanks man!” Mr. Yout waved his hat at Sully, and Sully just nodded his head in reply, and he flew off into the night.

The Revenge of Sully and Idris

There once lived a mean, grumpy, Pre-Aunty named “Mehlamt”. Mehlamt was a alien from Pluto dressed  as a human There also lived two boys named Idris and Sulaiman. Ms. Mehlamt lived up the street from where Idris and Sulaiman lived, and would always come over to their house to ask for food, butter, barrels of frying oil, and to beat Sulaiman and Idris up. They called Ms. Mehlamt “Pre-Aunty Mehlamt”, or “PAM” for short because she wasn’t married to their uncle yet.

Sulaiman and Idris were fed up of Pre-Aunty Mehlamt beating them up and taking all of their food.  PAM was so big, she couldn’t even fit in her car, so she had to buy a semi-truck so she could drive. So one day, they decided to make a trap for her. In the morning, PAM would come around on her semi and honk her horn. Then Sulaiman (Sully) and Idris (Drees) would have to carry carts of food into the back of the truck, and then PAM would come out and spank their butts for no reason. It was early in the morning, and Drees and Sully were busy finishing their plan. They had stuck Vinegar and Baking Soda in the boxes, so when they pressed a button, the baking soda would mix with the vinegar and it would explode in PAM’s face. Just then, Sully heard the familiar honking of the semi-truck at the front door. They carried the box out of the door and put it in the cabin of the semi-truck. Then they snuck back into the house. When PAM had left, Sully pressed the button of the remote control,  and he heard the beeping of the alarm in the box going off. The box exploded with thousands of tons of force. They could hear PAM’s scream as she flew into space, covered from fat toe to huge buttery , oily, hair. It landed on the moon, where it lived horribly after.