S A N D Y

Sandy was a huge fat coward. She lived in a cage with Shooey, who was also a coward. One time, Shooey had broken out of his cage, and pooped on the floor. He also flew out the window, but he was so dumb, he flew into the wall instead, even though the window was wide open. Then Shooey had been under house arrest for the whole week. He had been pacing around the cage like a mad-parakeet, and thinking up of a plan to destroy his human pets. But he didn’t have enough brain-power to think up a plan. Both of the parakeet’s brain was 100 times smaller than an atom, but Sandy’s brain was 100,000,000 times smaller than Shooey’s brain. “Rattle meh bones!” Shooey squawked like a coward. His pupils dilated, and he forced out a huge poop from his white bottom, which landed in the cowardly food of the birds. “Shooey, BUM YOU!!!!” Sandy squeaked. She jumped on Shooey’s back, and started pummeling him with her wings. “BUM YOU SHOOEY!!!” Sandy ranted each time her fist collided with Shooey’s head. His brain rattled around in Shooey’s head. Shooey fell from the wooden perch, and Sandy hit him one more time, and flew off. Shooey hit the ground with a sickening thud, and spit flew out of his beak. His pet owners screamed in fright when they saw poor Shooey on the ground, almost hit to death by the coward Sandy, who snickered when she saw Shooey getting carted off to the hospital.

Five weeks later, Shooey was released from the hospital, but he had metal bones now. All of Shooey’s bones had been broken, and the doctors had to replace them with steel. Now, Sandy could never break his bones. His eyes had also been replaced with glass, and his brain was 1,000 times bigger. As soon as Shooey arrived in his cage, he sought revenge. Sandy was asleep, snoring. Shooey snuck up on her, and started punching her beak as hard as hulk hits concrete. Sandy’s beak cracked in half, and Shooey started kicking her in the soft vulnerable stomach. Foam and other weird stuff started spewing from Sandy’s now broken beak. The big gut flew from Sandy’s mouth, and hit Shooey in the beak. He lapped up the blood with his crocodile tongue, and chewed on the large intestine with his razor sharp beak. Sandy died happily after, but not before she squawked: “Bum you Shooey.”

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How the sky fell down

Shooey (coward) Jackson was a odd little fellow indeed. He was a parakeet, and always imagined very weird things. Shooey’s brain was about as small as a penny, which was very small for a parakeet. One day, (it was very cold and windy) Shooey was walking across the street when a couple of small snowflakes fell on Shooey’s feathered head. Since the little coward had forgotten to put on his winter hat, the snowflakes felt very cold. Tiny Shooey looked up at the sky, while cars honked at him for being in the street. Then, it suddenly started flurrying huge snowflakes of all sizes. Shooey suddenly thought up a crazy thought. THE SKY WAS FALLING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shooey runing
THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!!!

Shooey screamed so loud, that the glass in every car broke, but Shooey didn’t care. His crazy thoughts had gone too far. Shooey dropped his groceries (which contained bird-food and water) and flailed his hands up in the air, running away on his cowardly feet. Shooey thought that the snowflakes were part of the clouds that were circling the city that Shooey lived in. When Shooey got home, he was still screaming. All of the windows in Shooey’s shack had broken because of Shooey’s shrill yells.  Shooey cried himself to sleep slowly. It was still snowing when Shooey had gone to sleep, and the wind floated through Shooey’s broken windows. Snow slowly piled up on Shooey’s head and feet, giving him the shivers. He had absolutely horrible dreams that he was on the ground, while the clouds and atmospheres fell onto his head. You would almost feel sorry for the poor little guy. When Shooey woke up, he still had a pile of snow on his head. Shooey started up his screaming again that the sky was falling, and started running around the town, in his pajamas, at night. The police department had to lock him up in the local jail with a bunch of other guys who thought that the sky was falling. “THE SKY IS FALLING!!!” Shooey wailed in his cell. He sobbed in his jumpsuit that no one would believe him. When it was time to exercise outside, Shooey looked outside the cafeteria window. Wheww! It wasn’t snowing anymore. Shooey walked outside, his belly full. Shooey’s jail-mates started doing yoga. Suddenly, Shooey’s pants ripped and fell to the ground, showing his My Little Pony undies. HAHAHAHA!!! The whole yard of prison-mates laughed at the little coward Shooey. Then, Shooey though of up a very horrible imagination. MY PANTS ARE FALLING DOWN!!!!!!!!