HHH, that’s what I call college student that sag. Homey Hooligan Hoodlums. At the local University, KSU, Homeys think that they rule over everybody. The only place I am safe, is the Library, where my dad works as the librarian. I stroll along the hallways, keeping out watch for the HHH. I can also go into the break-room, where they might be snacks and candy for me to eat. I can go anywhere that my dad can go, with is really awesome. If a homey is ever following me, I can either go into his office, the break-room, (Because the staff is only allowed there) Downstairs in the basement, which is way creepy, into a work-room, where college students get there work done, (I could lock the door) and in the reference desk. At night, the HHH gather around the fountain in the middle of KSU to party. They play music as loud as jet-engines, and dance around like an Indian Tribe. Sometimes, the police has to come to the party and stop it, because it gets way to loud. Those are Crazy Homeys. There are Calm Homeys, Excited Homeys, and Mad Homeys. The worst type of homey is the Girl Homey. They talk on their phone all day, and call your name when you are minding your own business. CAUTION!! If a Girl Homey ever sneaks up behind you, kick her in the shins and run, as fast as you can to whatever safe-place you can find before the Girl Homey calls the police and they arrest you. Make sure, what-ever campus in the world you go to, this is their characteristics. And always wear football gear when walking on the side-walks. Homeys can run up and kick you! If they do that, then give them as much food as they can eat and sucker punch them in the gut. I promise you, that Homey will never ever bother you again. Then you run away, maybe to a library or a safe place where that homey can’t find you. Then drive to your home and wait for the Homey to calm himself down.